The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?
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Some people are born to fight. Some are born to kick ASS!!
Admit it, this is totally something you'd do. While drinking scotch and kissing a hooker.
This is an idea for a thread so goddam awesome that it simply can't take itself seriously. It's like the Matrix if it was directed by Arnold Schwarzenegger. A collection of brawlers, slayers, warriors, Force gods, street toughs, destructive demolitions geniuses, and whatever else can do stuff so over-the-top that Galen Marek would go green with envy.